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Stern’s debut on Sirius (from an actual listener)

The Howard Stern show premiered on Sirius satellite radio yesterday. For those that have been living under a rock, Stern made the move to satellite because he was fed up with the restrictions of traditional terrestrial radio. The thought of uncensored Stern might frighten some people, but after listening to the first show, it really isn’t all that much different. Sure, instead of saying “the F-word,” he throws in the occasional “f*ck,” but Stern himself said that he doesn’t want the format to revolve around curse words, which just get boring with overuse.

The show’s new announcer is George Takei (Mr. Sulu on the original Star Trek), who will be serving as the “voice of the Howard Stern show.” Aside from being openly gay, Takei has a pretty good sense of humor and seems to fit in well with the rest of the cast.

The show had some technical difficulties early on, feedback and such, but after a few minutes, the show sounded fine. The content was traditional Stern – the highlight being the “revelations” – each member of the show admitted to one shocking thing they’ve done (or had done to them). Stern read the revelations and, in a week, he’ll reveal which revelation applies to which cast member. Considering some of the subject matter (cheating on your wife and getting caught, masturbating in a closet while family members go to the bathroom, waking up in the hospital after having your stomach pumped, only to find a same-sex acquaintance fondling your genitals) the revelations should provide some good material next week.

All in all, it’s good to hear Howard with the freedom he’s always wanted. Only time will tell if this move will be a good one for Stern, but so far, it sounds like he’s rejuvenated and energized, and ready to conquer a new medium.

Stern’s big debut

Well it is finally here. Howard Stern made his debut on Sirius satellite radio today. We’ve already discussed my alliance with XM, so I can’t tell you if it was any good or not. But hey, Howie is promising listeners stripper poles and live sex on his show. OK, is it just me or is listening to people have sex about as unoriginal as it can get? And who can see stripper poles on radio? Nice, Howard. How about something new and refreshing instead of boobs? I certainly don’t need to pay 13 bucks a month to hear the same old “Oh wow…look at those. And those are real? Oh honey those are perfect. Turn around and show us your ass…oh yeah. You got a couple stretch marks there, but I’d still do you. If only my penis wasn’t so small.”

Still, Howie seems bitter. As per the article:

On Monday, caller after caller wished Stern luck — and he reacted with annoyance.

“I’ve been doing years and years of shows but I get irritated when people wish me luck,” he said. “You should have wished me luck 25 years ago.”

Yeah that’s good. Get pissy with all the folks giving you money. Assclown.

R. Kelly just got beat

No competition in the lewd acts with underage girls file. Gary Glitter has been found guilty of such acts but not of rape, so there will not be any death sentence. When the royalties run out, become a freak. That’s what Gary did. Morally and physically. There’s nothing better than a sagging old sort-of-used-to-be-a-glam-rocker letting it all hang out. Oh well, Gary took what he could get and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. B-b-b-baby.

Whaddaya want to bet it coincides with the next Aerosmith album…?

Launch Radio Networks asks, “Having trouble finding Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry’s hot sauce these days? You’re not alone. Perry told Launch that he and his partners are working on a new marketing campaign for his Rock Your World Bone Yard Brew, which will roll out with a splash soon. ‘We’re repackaging and we’re putting out a new version, a new, updated version, new packaging, and then we’re gonna start with other products,’ he said. Perry was not sure exactly when the Bone Yard Brew and other products would be back on the market. Perry launched Bone Yard Brew in 2003.”

On a Aerosmith-related note, Vince Neil “accidentally” let it slip out that Motley Crue will be doing some co-headlining dates with Tyler, Perry, and company later in 2006.

Is that really a co-headlining tour…? Surely there’s no question that Aerosmith is bigger…and even less than they’re better.

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