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Oprah invades last remaining Oprah-free media zone

Continuing her quest for world domination, benevolent billionaire media tyrant Oprah Winfrey has signed a $55 million deal to produce a new satellite channel for XM Radio. Since Her Oprahness will undoubtedly be far too busy managing her TV shows, book club, magazine, web site, and Broadway play to produce much actual satellite radio content herself, the channel will rely on the Oprah JV Squad (e.g., interior designer Nate Berkus, diet guru Bob Greene) for the majority of its programming.

However, Oprah has not ruled out the possibility of an on-air smackdown in which she and Dr. Phil gang up on XM bad boys Opie and Anthony to demand that the young upstarts clean up their act, put some clothes on the ladies, and start giving back to society.

Stones pissed at censorship

Mick Jagger and the boys are not happy with their songs be tinkered with during the Super Bowl halftime performance. However, I am completely amused by how journalists reporting this story have to figure out ways to describe what was censored, especially for “Start Me Up.” Personally, I don’t give a damn. If you don’t know the songs by now and can’t sing the “offensive bits” on your own, then quit complaining. Fer chrissakes, it was the Super Bowl, what did anyone expect? And really, The Stones ceased to be interesting back when they were playing for King Tut. But as Bob Seger once sang to our offended ears, “rock and roll never forgets.” I wish it would sometimes.

She forgot. Who can blame her?

Kelly Clarkson got the last diss. Even though the “American Idol” princess folded when it came to letting current contestants of that show sing her tunes, Clarkson completely didn’t thank anyone from it during her Grammy acceptance speech. Let’s see if Simon bitches about this one, because it’s truly one situation that he won’t be able to bully his way into. Although, he might. I could see a remote chance of him being a crybaby again and winning some sort of half-assed apology from Clarkson, but I doubt it. Who wouldn’t wanna break free from that mind-numbing contest if you had the goods to allow it? Apparently Clay and Reuben and the rest…

Oh, and I scored a cheap ass copy of From Justin to Kelly on ebay. Stay tuned to Premium Hollywood to see if it ranks alongside of other personal favorites I’ve written on over there such as The Van and Cobra.

Because K-Fed doesn’t have any current news

Goddammit. Britney Spears will not be charged for driving her car with her 4 month old mutant in her lap. What kind of bullshit is this? People can give her millions and millions but the bizzo can’t get arrested for putting her kid in obvious danger? Quoth Spears:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger.”

Right, like having K-Fed for a daddy doesn’t already put the kid in jeopardy. These two should both be locked up and the child brought up in a good, loving home far, far away from the quickly sinking ship that is Brit-Brit and Herr Federline.

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