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Scott Stapp won’t be showing you his goods

Oh, that Scott Stapp. He claims that the recent leak of a 1999 sex video featuring him, Kid Rock, and some groupies is “sabotage” and that “someone…doesn’t want me to be successful in my solo career.” Someone? How about everyone, Stampp?

“You think it’s part of your rock ‘n’ roll memories,” Stapp said. “I should have burned that tape.”

No, I think you’re much better off with it out there. After all, we’re talking about you again. Your music still takes the pipe, and you personally suck, but hey, you’re back in the limelight again!

Chuck Klosterman: Rock stars aren’t sellouts

Chuck Klosterman, acclaimed Spin magazine critic and author of such bestsellers as “Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs: A Low-Culture Manifesto,” has written an elegant defense of the use of rock songs in advertising. “If I can’t avoid occasionally being told to buy shoes,” he says, “I would much rather have the commercial involve rock music.”

He makes an excellent point. Before you rush to call your favorite band a sellout for showing up in that Nike commercial, remember that it could be a lot worse. They could have used polka music in that ad instead. Or, you know, something far more sinister, like that one Ween song that is undoubtedly responsible for nearly all of the domestic violence, terminal illness, and bad hair days that plague our great nation.

CBS sues Hoo-Hoo; Quivers is out of pithy asides

Hoo-Hoo Stern is being sued by his former employer, CBS Radio. The giant conglomerate is saying Stern improperly used studio time to promote his move to Little Doggie Satellite Radio and therefore breached his contract. Hoo-Hoo had a little press conference on Tuesday trying to deflate the whole matter, but when you have $500 million, certainly paying CBS wouldn’t be too difficult, no?

Oh, Hoo-Hoo. Spend that money wisely.

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