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Big boobs love big boobs

Only, not for fundraising. Yes, Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation with the prez when the dinner date looked more like a fundraising event. She’s not own with that, although her father was quick to point out that the Simpsons are big supporters of monkey man. Of course we’re talking about the Simpsons here, not anyone intelligent. So you have to take these things with a grain of salt. No word on if Nick Lachey put a desperate bid in to show up at the White House in lieu of his ex-ditz.

Howard Stern finally admits to being a complete douchewad

Need proof that Hoo-Hoo Stern is a total prick when it comes to his overbearing and talentless ego? Then look no further to his statements regarding a long-rumored gag order against Opie and Anthony. Thanks for finally coming clean on one of many matters, Hoo-Hoo. Maybe you should also get some plastic surgery for your show, seeing how what you got done on yourself helped you none.

When Stern was asked by a caller about the gag order, he confirmed it by admitting, “That’s right. I believe in censoring anyone who is my enemy.” He also added, “I believe in censorship when it benefits me.”

Playing back that audio on their XM Satellite Radio program this morning, Anthony noted the hypocrisy of that statement by saying, “He’s been complaining that individual members of the FCC were putting their morality on his program instead of interpreting FCC law … which is exactly what he did [with us].”

O&A have also been pointing out what they call more hypocrisy by Stern for taking off certain Fridays, playing audio of Stern, Robin Quivers and Artie Lange discussing why it is important to be in the studio five days a week. “If you are not there on Fridays, then you are doing a disservice to your audience,” says Stern in the audio clip. “If you are going to do this job, then you show up every day and give it your best.”

Johnny Rotten pissed off again; rest of world keeps turning

Does anyone really give a shit what John Lydon thinks anymore? Have they since the Sex Pistols originally quit after that first album? Ah well, he seems to think we do. This time he’s bitching about some Danish fans who threw bottles at the band at a festival. I would have thrown bottles as well, not out of any punk enthusiasm, but rather to just get the band off the stage. Seriously, that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction is a mercy fuck.

Pirate Ryan Adams and pay!

That’s right. Even if his music sucks, you will pay, pirates! Two gentlemen are doing just that. Thanks to leaking Adams’ last album last August before it became commercially available, these men are looking upwars to 11 years in the slammer for copying Ryan’s disc and sharing. Gee, now if only he had released something recently that was actually worth getting in trouble over. As it is, however, his last one was certainly no better than a freebie.

Justice is unfair

Why? Because L.A. isn’t going to press charges against Scott Stapp for being publically intoxicated at their airport. What the hell kinda bullshit is this? Stampp should be strung up, nay, cruicified for his repugnant behavior! I for one have had enough of this man and his getting off scot free over and over again! Someone should pronounce this douche GUILTY and put him away for life so we no longer have to hear his music or see his ugly pug. Good day to you, sir!

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