Category: News (Page 109 of 136)

Oh those crazy Gorillaz. They’re soon going to have their own animated TV series, don’t you know. No word on if it’s just going to be a British thang or not, but the safe bet would be that the show would undoubtedly do its best in the states on Adult Swim. It’s hard to imagine anyone tuning in for it on Jetix or the last vestiges of The WB/UPN. But then again, you never know. There are tons of shitty cartoons on the air currently that have been around far too long that cannot possibly have that many viewers.

Custody, that is. Looks like Richie and Heather Locklear will be sharing their child. Good news for that kid, though I, of course, would opt to stay with Heather. I can’t imagine the life of a middle-aged Bon Jovi member to be too thrilling. Oh well, at least dad can go have fun with all those aging groupies ready to bare their boobs for “Livin’ On A Prayer.” Heather will always land on her feet. Maybe there’ll be a “TJ Hooker” movie in the future.

Good news for all you OD (Original Diva) fans out there. Barbra Streisand is going to tour again for the first time in six years. James Brolin even helped convince her to make the decision! Wow! This is so exciting for fans of Babs! I’m not one of them, but I figured I’d get excited for them. Still, I suppose I’d rather listen to her than that blowhard Bruce Springsteen. Or maybe not.