Category: Rap (Page 17 of 19)

Master P threatens Bow Wow, who doesn’t give a shit

Oh that naughty Master P. The man’s apparently been trying to start a feud between his son, Lil’ Romeo and Bow Wow. According to the story, P has told Wow to stop dissing other stars or face the consequences. Mm-hmm. To which Mr. Wow replied, “I can’t understand all this, but I guess that’s how it is when you ain’t getting no attention. You can hear me on the radio all day, every day. (Lil’ Romeo) can’t sell no records, and your daddy is on Dancing With The Stars.”

God I love teenmusic.com. It’s such a haven for the hottest current news out there, in nice bite-size nuggets for dudes like me to offer back to you in nicer sarcastic-sized chunks.

It ain’t east coast, and it ain’t west coast…

…but Detroit is the latest locale for a rapper to meet his untimately demise.

Proof, member of D12 and the best man at Eminem’s wedding, was shot to death in a nightclub on Eight Mile Road early this morning. Detroit police would neither confirm nor deny Proof’s death, only saying that two individuals had been shot in the head – one fatally – at the CCC nightclub, but a publicist at Interscope Records, D12’s label, confirmed that the news was true, adding, “Memorial service arrangements are still being made, and his friends and family would appreciate privacy during this difficult time.”

The lawyer’s surprised, but we’re not

Well, Eminem’s getting divorced from Kim Mathers. Again. Didn’t I call this one? I think I did, but anyone could have. Why they got remarried is anyone’s guess, but it looks like this time it’s really over. Kim’s lawyer said,

“It comes to us as somewhat of a surprise. But we have to deal with it, and we will deal with it,” he said. “I was at their wedding. It’s very unfortunate that he filed for divorce.”

Somewhat of a surprise? You mean you didn’t see this coming a mile away? What a shocker. Oh well, maybe Kim will get a-plenty from the prenup.

Guess we’ll have to start calling him “P Zitty” now

Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P Diddy Combs has apparently filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the makers of Proactiv acne solution, claiming that despite using the product and acting as its spokesperson (alongside such luminaries as Jessica Simpson) in infomercials, the product has failed to give him a flawless complexion.

P Diddly Puffster apparently went on record in said infomercials to state that Proactiv helps “moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.” SeanPuff now claims that the acne medication has made him look foolish in front of the rap community, because he willingly associated himself with a product that does not work, destroying his credibility.

Um, two quick questions here:

1. How much street cred did Puffy have left to destroy after starring in those Diet Pepsi commercials?

2. Has it occurred to CombyPuffDizzle that perhaps what has made him look foolish in front of the rap community is (among many, many other things, including his penchant for hiring personal umbrella handlers) his agreement to serve as an infomercial spokesperson for a zit cream in the first place?

Interestingly, several online articles alluding to P Zitty’s lawsuit have mysteriously disappeared from the web since yesterday. If this one should vanish unexpectedly, please alert my next of kin…and then sue Puff Diddle for at least $1.5 million.

Checks, Thugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll

After the untimely passing of Jam Master Jay, the other two-thirds of Run-DMC took an understandably extended break to figure out their place in the rap world. Rev. Run re-emerged in 2005, dropping his debut solo album and conquering another medium with his MTV series, “Run’s House.” Not be outdone, DMC has his debut solo album scheduled for release in March 2006, as well as a documentary on VH-1 in late February. He discussed these topics with Bullz-Eye, as well as the Run-DMC reissues, how an unlikely musical artist changed his mindset from suicidal to philosophical, and how he’s a little peeved that Run beat him to the solo punch:

DMC: So, yeah, I had a little help from my friends on the record.

BE: Nothin’ wrong with that.

DMC: People that are more than just celebrities. I’m talkin’ ‘bout real musicians and artists, as opposed to just working with people for the celebrity and the name value. I mean, these guys are big names, but they’re serious about what I do. I really needed musicians, because the album is really all about the music for me, and I wanted to make the best music I could, so I wanted some real cats I could get down with, if you know what I’m sayin’.

BE: I saw Sarah McLachlan is on the album, which is a name that could shock people the most…or surprise people the most, anyway.

DMC: Actually, she’s my favorite artist of all time.

BE: Wow!

DMC: Her music really inspired me…and, actually, that song “Angel” that she did? That was the record that saved my life.

BE: How so?

DMC: Because…I would say it was, like, 1997, and I was kind of going through a depression, and I was suicidal. And I was asking myself, am I here just to be DMC? There’s got to be more to life than this. I know it sounds crazy, but it was, like, because I did this and I did that. Aerosmith, “My Adidas,” “Walk This Way,” first to go gold, first to go platinum, I grew up in Queens, I went to the best schools…but with all this success, there was something missing. There was a void in me, but I didn’t know what it was. And I told myself, ‘cause we was over in Europe on tour…and, even then, it was fortune and fame, I was getting $70,000 a night, y’know, me, Jay and Run was tourin’ over in Europe and life was good…but I was, like, there’s something missing. Something ain’t right! And I was suicidal…well, okay, I wasn’t suicidal, but I knew something was wrong with me because I was having suicidal thoughts. And it wasn’t that I wasn’t grateful or didn’t have gratitude about what I did, but it was more, like, if this is all that life is about for me, then I want to move on to the next plane of existence, ‘cause there’s gotta be something missing, but I can’t put my finger on it.

You can read the interview in its full entirety here.

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