Category: Pop (Page 200 of 216)

A-HA-HA-HA!!! She says what we’re all thinking!

Linda Perry, late of 4 Non Blondes (whose song “What’s Up” is now and will forever be the worst song of all time), is taking on the Herculean task of reviving Courtney Love’s musical career.

Why…?

“That woman is brilliant,” says Perry, “and I can’t allow myself as a music lover and someone who really respects that artist to go down with America’s Sweetheart. That record sucked. She knows it. The world knows it. It was a horrible, crap-ass record.”

Perry, by the way, is the person whose ass you want to kick if you’re sick of hearing James Blunt, as it’s her label that put out his disc…but for someone who’s been responsible for aiding the careers of both Pink and Christina Aguilera (and at least trying to aid the career of Kelly Osbourne), she seems woefully ignorant of the current music scene when speaking of one of her latest label signings: Big Elf.

“They are the Black Sabbath of today,” she says of the group. “Nobody’s doing old-school rock and roll, like with the vibe, the look, the whole thing. So Big Elf is that band.”

Actually, I’m pretty sure Wolfmother is that band…

The first indication that Britney might have taste

Although she and her son, Sean Preston, both accompanied him to Las Vegas, Britney Spears took a pass on attending K-Fed’s album listening party.



(NOTE: Size of photos indicative of who has more talent.)

Apparently, Spears and K-Fed – real name Kevin Federline, of course – were spotted pre-show at Nero…a restaurant in Caesar’s Palace…having a discussion. Said discussion, however, apparently ended in tears, and Britney departed, presumably returning to their room. Bystanders may or may not have suggested that the waterworks began when K-Fed made the simple request to “act like you’re enjoying the album.”

Michael Jackson Creation That Will Never See The Light of Day #24,237,673

So, now, Wacko Jacko is reportedly trying to get 50 Cent to collaborate with him.

Fiddy hasn’t committed to anything, but DJ Whoo Kid is heading over to Bahrain to pick up some tracks that Jackson has been working on, and the rumblings are that the collaboration – if it occurs – would appear on a mixtape the Kid is putting together. The only possible point of interest in this story is the comment that Jackson’s current material is being co-produced by Bruce Swedien, who engineered Thriller.

If Mike can put together something even half as good as that classic album, even your friend Joe Skeptic here could get behind that.

Turn me on, dead man…

…but, first, fork over $9.95.

That’s how much it’s gonna cost you to watch the pay-per-view special where a seance is held and the spirit of John Lennon speaks from beyond the grave.

Predicted first revelation: Paul not actually dead.

Producer Paul Sharratt, who heads Starcast Productions – the company producing the show – and who calls himself a skeptic, said hearing the voice has made him a believer. Reportedly, he then added, “You know, like the Beatles song?” When informed it was actually a Monkees song that he was referencing, he said, nervously, “No, I’m pretty sure it’s a Beatles song,” then yelled, “Look, over there, it’s the ghost of George Harrison!” But when we turned to look, we saw nothing…and when we turned back, Sharratt had run off.

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