Category: Pop (Page 193 of 216)

Dave Adams, “Tears”

I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s gone through a cut-out bin or sale bin in the past and bought an album simply because A) it was cheap, and B) it looked like it would sound good.

I know, there’s no sense to that, really, but sometimes an album cover just has a cool look about it, and, as a result, it leads to suspect that if it looks cool, then there’s at least a halfway decent chance that it sounds cool. And then, when you consider that you haven’t actually heard of the artist before makes you wonder, “Have I discovered some heretofore-unappreciated gem…?”

Enter Dave Adams.

I’d never heard of the guy before, but to be painfully honest, I bought his cassette because the picture of him on the cover made him look like Feargal Sharkey (late of the Undertones)…and I thought, “Well, I like Feargal Sharkey.” And, for 99 cents, I rationalized that the mere fact that he LOOKED like someone whose music I liked was enough to make it a worthwhile purchase.

So I bought it, opened it, popped it into the cassette player…and heard “Tears.”

For my money, it’s one of the greatest lost ’80s pop songs of all time. See what you think; it’s only a two-minute clip, but it spotlights both the verse and chorus, and that’s more than enough to get the gist.

It’s raining men. Very, very gay men.

The Game Show Network’s revival of the ’50s staple, “I’ve Got A Secret,” has – for no discernable reason – gone with a theme of having a completely gay panel. Fair enough. But, apparently, the executive producers of the show are as straight as an arrow, because, according to the website Scott-O-Rama, they didn’t think the panel would need to be blindfolded because they wouldn’t recognize Martha Wash, lead singer of the Weather Girls and of their enormous hit, “It’s Raining Men.” Producer Gary Green assured them that, swear to God, they needed the blindfolds. At the 3:05 mark of this video on YouTube, you’ll see he was unquestionably right.

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

Is it wrong to punch Kevin Federline repeatedly in the face while wearing metal-studded leather gloves? We think not.

Is it wrong to continue punching him until the flesh falls from his face, revealing the bare, empty skull beneath? Again, we think not.

Is it wrong to punch his visibly pregnant, baby-clutching wife Britney Spears every time she steps in front of Kevin to protect him, or to purposely punch her baby so that she will drop the child and thereby leave Kevin more vulnerable? Surely, this cannot be wrong.

At least, we don’t think so. And neither do the makers of this videogame.

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