Author: Captain Capm (Page 98 of 118)

Did Chris steal his “talent”?

Some Live fans are accusing current “American Idol” contestant Chris Daughtry of copying his version of “I Walk The Line” from Ed Kowalczyk. Look, even if he did, who cares? Live was never any good, so any press that they might be getting for this (including this) is sorely needed. Ah, Live. Why did you ever have hits? Like Screaming Trees, your brand of rock is pompous without frills and serious without intellect. If some dope is riding your coattails, let him. After all, he won’t get that far on your fumes.

Kevin Covais just wants a down to earth chick

So Kevin Covais is done on “American Idol.” Whatever. The big news is that he just wants a chick who doesn’t want him because he’s been on TV. Quoth Kevin, “I was pretty confident with girls. The only difference was I didn’t have celebrity status. I’m more confident now, of course. I’m sure certain girls will just want a celebrity who’s been on TV, but I’ll watch out for those girls.”

Is he talking about his imaginary friends who happened to be female? HAR HAR HAR! Oh, I just can’t help myself sometimes…

Some guy kicks a reporter!

After pleading guilty on charges of drug possession, Babyshambles member Pete Doherty kicked a reporter. This is good news because a) I have no idea who Babyshambles or Pete Doherty are, and b) kicking reporters is always great fun. Apparently Doherty enjoys a little horse, crack rock, and pot. Quite a combo! I always knew those stories of marijuana being a gateway drug were true, and now I have Pete Doherty as a poster boy for truth!

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