Author: Captain Capm (Page 93 of 118)

Snoop writes a book, y’all

As if starring in Boss’n Up wasn’t enough, word on the street is that Snoop Dogg is penning a novel called Love Don’t Live Here No More that is due out in October. Hopefully his storytelling will be better than his acting, but I somehow get the feeling that it won’t.

The director of publicity at Atria Books says, “Books speak more to a female audience than his music, so these novels give [Snoop Dogg] an opportunity to show, particularly to his female fans, another side.”

What side would that be? Blinged-out cheeba-smokin’ pimp? We’ve already seen him do that. What else is there?

Richie dates Richards!

You’d think Richie Sambora would give the babe thing a rest until his divorce was finalized, but oh no. Richie is now getting it on with Denise Richards according to tabloid reports. Richards, as wel all know, has recently come out saying Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her numerous times and a whole lot of other nasty shit. Still, I can’t help but see that Richards is so not as sexy as Heather Locklear. That whole big eyed/big goofy smile thing just never did much for me. Sambora, you’re a dork.

Master P threatens Bow Wow, who doesn’t give a shit

Oh that naughty Master P. The man’s apparently been trying to start a feud between his son, Lil’ Romeo and Bow Wow. According to the story, P has told Wow to stop dissing other stars or face the consequences. Mm-hmm. To which Mr. Wow replied, “I can’t understand all this, but I guess that’s how it is when you ain’t getting no attention. You can hear me on the radio all day, every day. (Lil’ Romeo) can’t sell no records, and your daddy is on Dancing With The Stars.”

God I love teenmusic.com. It’s such a haven for the hottest current news out there, in nice bite-size nuggets for dudes like me to offer back to you in nicer sarcastic-sized chunks.

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