Author: Captain Capm (Page 86 of 118)

Mariah Carey’s on such a high lately that she’s going to take a film crew with her on her upcoming tour. There will be plenty of almost nude boob shots, Carey breaking down while recalling her breakdown while Liberace plays in the background, her sexy secrets regarding her Tommy Mottola days discussed, and all new predictions from Nostradamus. Big fun for all.

Amazing that the old bag can still piss people off. Madge recently caused some sort of uproar when she appeared crucified on a bejeweled cross during a live show. All the hardcore fans lapped it up, those opposed said nay, and the rest of us just sighed and told her it was really time to put some clothes on. Here’s hoping she does something sexy with Yoko Ono before she bites the big one (Ono, that is). You know it’s going to happen eventually. Madonna will suddenly appear as Mary Magdalene saying how influential and amazing Yoko was and the next thing you see will be both of them half naked and reading headlines from newspapers over a dance beat.

Seriously. I don’t mean that as a backhanded swipe, but I just don’t get it anymore. (Some) Nirvana fans are pissed off at the Red Hot Chili Peppers for their video of “Dani California” which features Anthony Kiedis dressed up like Kurt Cobain in one segment. Is it just me or is treating Cobain like some holy grail of rock just beyond the pale anymore? The Peppers went and got permission from Dave Grohl of all people to make sure it was OK that they even had it in the video. But apparently that’s not good enough for some folks. I’ll say it again: Nirvana was just a band who were in the right place at the right time. They had some good songs, but there have been tons of artists who came before Kurt Cobain who wrote the same kind of tortured introspective lyrics, and there will continue to be tons in the future. I wonder if these same fans have ever seen the “Robot Chicken” episode featuring “Zombie Idol”, a parody of “American Idol” in which zombie rockers come back from the grave and try to win the contest. Of course, all hell breaks loose and it soon turns into a parody of the remake of “Dawn of the Dead” and when Ving Rhames is about to kill the Kurt Cobain zombie, Kurty takes the shotgun himself and eats it. Yeah, it’s really dark, but I can’t help but laugh every time I see it because I know some fan out there is undoubtedly screaming about it.