Author: Captain Capm (Page 83 of 118)

I wasn’t aware he still had a career

Ruben Studdard was recently awarded $2 million from his ex-manager. Apparently the dude misappropriated funds and credit cards. I can’t even believe Studdard made that much money to begin with. You can be sure, though, that someday VH-1 will do another “Super Group” show that collects “American Idol” has-beens and puts ’em all together for one big gig and album. 10 to 20 years from now. Just wait.

To be Straight Edge…

Or not. I choose not, and I suggest you do the same. In the meantime, you can check out this straight edger’s site, filled with all the usual “we’re better than everyone else” philosphical bullshit just because they choose not to drink, drug, smoke, or have sex (plenty of MEAT IS MURDER banners on there). Yes, let’s embrace punk rock and hardcore and abstain from everything related to rock and roll itself. Makes sense to me! If you werelistening to that bland white bread Christian rawk bullshit, that is.

Ron Wood goes into rehab

It about time, too. Wood’s entered rehab for his boozing. He was on the wagon for a while – no really, he was – and just decided to fall off it again, it seems. part of his decision has been pointed at worrying about Keith Richards, who as you may recall was recently hospitalized for falling out of a tree, which required some pressure splitting from his skull. No word yet if any of this kind of fun shit will make good fodder for Mick Jagger’s forthcoming sitcom.

He’s got a blood disorder, kids

Oh that kooky Korn. They recently canceled a leg on their current tour thanks to Jonathan Davis having a blood disorder. Hey, the less Korn I have to hear, the better. Why is this band even still around? Haven’t all their fans completely grown up and moved on to actual rock and roll by now? Mmm, maybe when you groove to a band such as Korn you never really get to the actual rock and roll at any point in your life. Ah well, if thatisn’t the best display of SATANIC hand gestures in the article, I dunno what is. Thanks for mustering up the energy for that one, Davis.

David Lee Roth gets southern on our asses

After seeing this bit on VH1’s Best Week Ever, I had to seek it out myself and share it with you all. Diamond Dave recently visited “The Tonight Show” to promote his new album Strummin’ With The Devil: The Southern Side of Van Halen (And why didn’t we get review copies of this?) and cranked out a redneck version of “Jump,” the video of which you can watch here. Thrill as Dave’s voice breaks! What won’t this guy do to earn a buck anymore? Are the royalties from the couple of hit albums he had and the VH days not paying enough anymore? Ah well. At least we can see that he sucks as much as the rest of the Van Hagar boys these days.

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