Author: Captain Capm (Page 75 of 118)

You probably haven’t heard of the band Isis. If you have, congrats, because this story is about them. You see, Isis will be opening for Tool and the band members don’t give a damn if the crowd doesn’t like them. All right, so who the hell is Isis? Well, it’s a metal group! And since you probably don’t know about ’em, front dude Aaron Turner has this to say:

“There’s…a good chance a lot of [the audience members] won’t even be there and will be finding their seats as we’re finishing up our set. In one way, we’re really excited about it, but in another way, we’re realistic about it too.”

How realistic you ask? Glad you asked!

“Tool are definitely the biggest band we’ve ever toured with, but I don’t feel like it’s ultimately going to change things for us that much.”

Well, there’s some good old optimism for ya! Good luck to you, members of Isis. May you be happy with your predicted non-success!

Indeed, he did. But that’s not goint to stop Paul Stanley from releasing his second solo album entitled Live To Win this October 24. Will it be better than his 1978 solo debut? Well, let Paul take it from here:

“It’s not 1978 anymore,” Stanley told Billboard.com of the album last November. “It’s certainly the same mentality, and certainly I’m a better singer today. My perspective and where I’m at in my life at this point, and what I’ve experienced and seen, brings something else to the table that wasn’t there then. But I still look back on that album as a really great snapshot of who I was and what I was doing then.”

So basically it’s going to be another party record. Yay, Paul.

She may possibly just belch the kid out.

Britney Spears has announced that her second child was unplanned and a complete surprise. We are not surprised at all, given how basically everything since her first marriage has been completely unplanned. From the marriage to K-Fed with the bridesmades in pink sweatsuits to the post marriage buffet of fried chicken, Zingers and Tab to Sean Preston’s birth to Sean Preston’s near death experience to Britney’s gum chewing interview to her new video featuring her amazing I.Q. and so on.

“It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I’ve done it a lot because he’s very attached,” she tells the magazine. “It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too.”

Yeah, because God knows your fans have loudly walked out the back door and K-Fed is only in it until his album debuts and dies, so keep pumping out those kids, Brit.