Author: Captain Capm (Page 73 of 118)

Righteous thinks it’s over!!!


He’ll do his best and try to keep rock and roll alive.

If you’ve ever wanted to see the infamous Kilroy Was Here tour of Styx’s in which they acted out the album’s story, well here’s a little slice of hell for you. The big ol’ “Don’t Let It End (reprise)” finale in which Tommy Shaw plays Jonathan Chance, with Dennis DeYoung in the Kilroy lead. Absolutely one of the uncoolest shows to ever go down. This crowd really loved it, as it was taken from the official “Caught In The Act” video, but there were many stops on the tour where the fans just loathed it (some of which can be seen on the band’s “Behind The Music” episode). Either way, this crap is still abysmal and hilarious to boot.

Fans just say no to Nickelback



“You wanna hear some rock ‘n roll or do you wanna go home?”

When in Portugal, do as the Portugese do and pelt Nickelback with rocks during their concert. Well, OK, it wasn’t really their concert, as the band’s management booked them there to support a death metal show. But please, can’t we just start doing this same thing to them over here as well? Except instead of letting them get two songs in, just let them get two notes out and then get them to get off the stage.

Pee Diddy


“It’s almost better than sex…”

Well, here ya go. Diddy Kong pissing for all his fans. What’s next, Diddy? Are you going to give some lucky winner a Cleveland Steamer? We can only wait and watch.

Jessie pulls an Ashlee

Poor Jessica Simpson. It just shows to go how tough being a singer is at times. Simpson caught a bout of laryngitis at the exact same precise moment her new album A Public Affair dropped. She’s had to cancel morning and late night talk show appearances and all sorts of terrible things, like resceduling a morning concert for the Today show. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Simpson actually sing less than Ashlee? I mean, her cover of “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'” basically had her pulling a breathy Lou Reed, all talk and no action. It’s funny how this shit runs in the family.

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