Author: Captain Capm (Page 64 of 118)

Britney voted “Worst Celebrity Dog Owner”

How can things go from bad to worse like this? First Britney dumps K-Fed, and now she’s been voted as “Worst Celebrity Dog Owner.” Jesus, what a tough time Spears is having as of late! But leave it to the readers of “Hollywood Dog” and “New York Dog” to dog the dog.

Oh, how me all miss Bit-Bit, Lacy and Lucky! But Brit-Brit and K-Fed gave them away to friends after two kids fell out of Britney’s torso. And she took better care of those dogs than those kids! At least she wasn’t dropping them and letting them drive. Such a shame. In other news, Oprah won “Best Celebrity Dog Owner.” Bit-Bit 4-EVA!!!

“Music…is just a beat.”

And, “Half the time you don’t understand the words…it’s just a beat.” Such wise words spoken from the young lady in the following clip that features holy rollers playing the same old rock tunes backwards and freaking out about the “hidden satanic messages” buried within. The main guy doing all this detective work says he used to listen to the radio. I imagine he used to drink a lot of PBR and eat pickled pigs’ feet as well. Dig it.

Brit’s first ex writes about their sex life

Dunno how this one slipped by at the time of its initial break, but better late than never. All you need to know is that Britney Spears’ first ex-husband Jason Alexander is in the process of penning a book about their time together. Will it sell more than Corey Clark’s ebook about his so-called affair with Paula Abdul? Hard to say, but let Alexander describe some of it himself –

It’s a about a small town guy and all the crazy events that happened. It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows…[T]here is no holding back because that’s what people want to know about. It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like.

Perhaps this book can come out jointly with the supposed K-Fed/Brit-Brit sex tape and then everyone can have a sexual overload of the whole Spears legacy.

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