Author: Captain Capm (Page 57 of 118)

Big surprise, right? Nah, I didn’t think so, either. Still, Chris Cornell is leaving his group Audioslave, citing the usual personality and musical direction conflicts. Cornell will instead be focusing on his upcoming solo album as well as putting some time in at his restaurant in Paris. I wonder if they serve a “Soundgarden” salad there. HAR!

Ricky Martin is definitely doing better elsewhere. During a recent performance in which he sang the little ditty “Asignatura Presidente,” Martin gave Bushie the proverbial one finger salute. Unlike over here where you don’t get played on the radio for telling it like it is, the San Juan fans cheered Martin on. Quoth the singer via an email statement, “[A]s long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it.”

Yeah, over here we still just burn our CDs and blacklist you from getting your songs played, because this is America, filled with all sorts of freedoms.

Time to place bets on when Li’l Kim will be back in the pokey as well. Foxy Brown was held in jail overnight in Florida on batter and obstruction of justice charges. She was currently serving three years worth of probation due to assaulting some nail stylists over a manicure. Ah, the rich and stupid. One of these days they’ll all be locked up in a nice human-sized gerbil homes with nothing but shredded newspapers and their own poopy to keep them company.