Author: Captain Capm (Page 48 of 118)

Well, that’s very big of you, George. Yes, the troubled singer recently stated that may leave Britain due to the constant attention focused on his recent and ongoing personal dilemmas. Of course, he could just take the advice to quit being a self-destructive shmuck who doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass what he’s doing in public anymore. Of course, that would mean admitting to having screwed up and we know how much he likes to do that.

Slow news day so far, but Britney Spears had a 20-minute concert at a California nightclub. She played under the “band” name of “The M&Ms” and cranked out five of her tunes, didn’t address the audience, but apparently her “body looked good.” The $35 tickets were exchanging for as high as half a large and, well, that’s just too damn much. We want freak show, not singing.