Author: Captain Capm (Page 47 of 118)

Stapp’s wife: “There’s a lot of pot in the house.”


America’s Least Wanted: Scotty Stampp

Oh, that Scott Stapp. How the mighty weak have fallen. Recently, Stapp’s wife called the po-po on him, citing his throwing a glass at her after heavy partying, and “a lot of pot” being in the hizzouse. The paddy wagon showed up and confiscated Stampp’s guns that his betrothed also alerted them to (though he obtained them legally). He was released from jail yesterday and will have to undergo random drug testing. Sheesh. We can lock up Paris Hilton, but we can’t get this guy behind bars for a good long time? Can we at least force him to drink Drano?

Quickie review of “Gangsta Elijah”

What is it with white kids living in suburbia who want to be badass gangsta rappers? Well, here we have YouTube “director” Gangsta Elijah trying to look tough in his parents’ pad while rapping about how tough he is and how much ass he gets/ When he takes a soft tortilla and tears it in half, then takes a vicious bite out of it while threatening his hatas (that’s “haters” for you not versed in street lingo), there’s no coming back. Negative 50 stars out of five, Elijah. The dude has 14 videos to peruse, however. Watch and become bewildered. Enjoy “If you Step Up” for now.

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