Author: Captain Capm (Page 37 of 118)

Only time will tell. But, the former dude-turned-rapper-turned-guy-out-of-a-job has been granted temporary full custody of Sean preston and Jayden James. But let Dorian Traube (some professor of social work at So Cal Uni) lay it out for ya:

“Lately, he’s really kind of stepped up as a father. We don’t hear much about how he parents his other kids. But with his children with Britney, he’s gone to great lengths to keep them out of the public eye and he’s gone to great lengths to keep the grandparents involved.”

Undoubtedly a good idea, because as we all know, once Brit-Brit has them in her nicotine-stained clutches, it’s every kid for himself. Let’s hope Federline can actually do a better job and at least be good at something for the first time in his life.

He was in town and I missed it? Oh yes, I was playing “Halo 3.” I knew I had my priorities straight. Anyway, Bono received the Liberty Medal in Philly for all his humanitarian work in Africa. He spouted some important-sounding hoo ha:

“Your America is where Neil Armstrong takes a walk on the moon,” Bono said. “Your America gave Europe the Marshall Plan. Your America gave the world the Peace Corps.

“America is not just a country, it’s an idea, isn’t it? It’s a great and powerful idea. The idea that all men are created equal, that we are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

and then jetted off to go save other parts of the world. It’s what he does best, unlike, say, make interesting music anymore.