Author: Captain Capm (Page 118 of 118)

The greatest song from the ’80s

All this talk around here about the most plastic decade ever got me to thinking about what I enjoy from those years. Truly, there are still too many box sets and compilations that constantly revolve around the same old one-hit wonder and New Wave tracks. Come on, there’s more to the ’80s than “Come On Eileen,” “Tainted Love,” “Don’t You Want Me,” “Centerfold,” “Mickey,” etc. So I’m going to lay down my favorite song of the ’80s here for you. A tune that is far and above much better than any of th aforementioned. One that should be included on all future ’80s compilations until it’s as familiar to everyone as “Our Lips Are Sealed.”

That song is “Everybody’s Got To Learn Sometime” by the Korgis. It was used as the theme in a shitty remake in the otherwise excellent Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My introduction to the song actually came through via its use in the ’90s techno/dance outfir N.R.G. who sampled it for their 1992 hit “I Need Your Lovin'”. I always loved the song, so I did some research on it and voila, it led me to the Korgis. Truly one of those “lost” bands, but they issued a few albums during their time. Anyway, that’s my vote for best song of the ’80s. If you disagree, feel free to write your local congressman.

If only he was Michael Jackson

Oh, that Gary Glitter. Yes, it’s semi-old news but the fact that the dude is currently jailed in ‘Nam on charges of having sex with a minor and may have to face a firing squad is certainly worth mentioning one more time (and check out that link for a photo of Glitter donning a cool Captain Beefheart look). One has to ponder upon Michael Jackson’s recent desires to split the USA and head for drier, foreign areas of amusement. He’s already been caught in a ladies’ room. What’s the penalty for having sex with a minor there? Facial mutiliation? Too late.

So this is a kind warning to you kids who want to rock: if you’re not The Stones or McCartney, you’re gonna be getting into trouble with weird stuff once you get old and ornery (i.e., Pete Townshend, Gary Glitter, Jacko, the Bay City Rollers). And another thing; I get the distinct feeling that Gary Glitter and Carrot Top went to the same plastic surgeon. One who specializes in completely screwing up eyebrows. For that, Gary should be put away for a long time. Don’t plan on any “Free Gary” tributes coming any time soon.

A band you missed – The Irises

The Irises and their debut album Not Good In Bed would have made the top spot of my Best of 2004 list last year, if the Beastie Boys hadn’t also released To The 5 Boroughs as well. Actually, I would have liked to have listed both albums as best of last year, but wasn’t allowed to, so the edging out occurred. Still, I’d like to key you all in on to this fantastic group, especially those of ye who are into power pop or melodic pop of the three-minute variety. I’m still spinning this disc regularly, and that’s truly saying something after a whole year.

The band is fronted by lead singer Roxanne Heichert. She’s got one of those voices that you can get into instantly, which is great, because the music appeales instantly as well. My fave songs on the album are “Perfect Boyfriend,” “I’m That Fool,” and “Loneliness,” but all the songs here are top notch. The Irises understand the whole less-is-more ethic, too. Ten songs and thirty some-odd minutes. Just like the old days. Hopefully they’ll put a new album out soon that’s just as excellent as the debut, but until then you can check out their official homepage and listen to clips of the songs there. However, this is one of those grooves that definitely should be purchased as well. If you missed ’em, check ’em out now.

Substitute my INXS for crap.

OK, so I wake up this morning and turn on the tube and flip through the channels, and when I land on VH1, lo and behold there’s the new INXS. Does anyone wanna place bets on how soon this stinky new version of the group ends up in the bargain bins or on the shelves of your favorite used store? This is definitely one case where the band shouldn’t have played on. I didn’t keep up with their search for a new singer when it was on TV, but all I can say is that new guy (even if I remembered his name, he’d still only be worthy of the name “new guy”) reeks.

The other day on the Opie and Anthony Show on XM radio, new guy and INXS did an interview, and new guy sounded like the most retarded “Man, I’m so mellow, and I really feel the music” kind of dude I’ve heard in a long time. It was obvious just from that that the guy isn’t in his element and this whole thing is pointless. INXS would be smart just to put itself to bed and completely forget this chapter. Ah, but I s’pose it’s just like Queen trotting out a fellow dinosaur as of late to replace Freddie during some concerts and people gettin excited about that. The baby boomers really are starving for those good old daze, aren’t they?

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