Here we go again. It looks like Eminem is constantly confused seeing how he and ex-wife Kim are ready to tie the knot again. Between this and Em calling his early retirement not an early retirement, one wonders what could be next on his horizon? I know, how about making his mother his new manager? I guess once you win an Oscar, there’s nothing left to do. I hope he makes a Christian rock album and makes those pals of his in D4 change their wicked ways.
Author: Captain Capm (Page 113 of 118)
Poor Troy. He sang his heart out for his girlfriend of six months and put it on a cassette tape for her. She dumped his ass three days later. Oh well, who can blame her? Enjoy the full stream of Troy’s love here, or you can download it as well. Lots of cringe-worthy fun. At least I had a shitty band when I was Troy’s age to assault the chicks of my dreams’ ears with.
Well it is finally here. Howard Stern made his debut on Sirius satellite radio today. We’ve already discussed my alliance with XM, so I can’t tell you if it was any good or not. But hey, Howie is promising listeners stripper poles and live sex on his show. OK, is it just me or is listening to people have sex about as unoriginal as it can get? And who can see stripper poles on radio? Nice, Howard. How about something new and refreshing instead of boobs? I certainly don’t need to pay 13 bucks a month to hear the same old “Oh wow…look at those. And those are real? Oh honey those are perfect. Turn around and show us your ass…oh yeah. You got a couple stretch marks there, but I’d still do you. If only my penis wasn’t so small.”
Still, Howie seems bitter. As per the article:
On Monday, caller after caller wished Stern luck — and he reacted with annoyance.
“I’ve been doing years and years of shows but I get irritated when people wish me luck,” he said. “You should have wished me luck 25 years ago.”
Yeah that’s good. Get pissy with all the folks giving you money. Assclown.
No competition in the lewd acts with underage girls file. Gary Glitter has been found guilty of such acts but not of rape, so there will not be any death sentence. When the royalties run out, become a freak. That’s what Gary did. Morally and physically. There’s nothing better than a sagging old sort-of-used-to-be-a-glam-rocker letting it all hang out. Oh well, Gary took what he could get and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. B-b-b-baby.
Hey, kids! You might not know it, but 2005 saw the worst slump in music sales since 1996! The labels, of course, are blaming it on that crazy bastard illegal downloading as well as those evil video games. But I blame it on lack of artists worth hearing in the long run. But hey, this is a new age, indeed, and perhaps the “album” format is quickly dying faster than we thought. After all, I personally listen to my mp3 player, my satellite radio, or mix CDs I have made. It’s rare anymore that I actually cruise to a whole album by one artist. Indeed, my CD player in the living room that is currently stocked with 200 discs is collecting dust. But I damn sure enjoy having a big music collection so I can slap all those songs on my mp3 player or on mix discs. Our attention spans have been chopped in bite-size pieces. Just gimme a song, any song. Then hit shuffle, then play. All is well.
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