Author: Captain Capm (Page 109 of 118)

Stones pissed at censorship

Mick Jagger and the boys are not happy with their songs be tinkered with during the Super Bowl halftime performance. However, I am completely amused by how journalists reporting this story have to figure out ways to describe what was censored, especially for “Start Me Up.” Personally, I don’t give a damn. If you don’t know the songs by now and can’t sing the “offensive bits” on your own, then quit complaining. Fer chrissakes, it was the Super Bowl, what did anyone expect? And really, The Stones ceased to be interesting back when they were playing for King Tut. But as Bob Seger once sang to our offended ears, “rock and roll never forgets.” I wish it would sometimes.

She forgot. Who can blame her?

Kelly Clarkson got the last diss. Even though the “American Idol” princess folded when it came to letting current contestants of that show sing her tunes, Clarkson completely didn’t thank anyone from it during her Grammy acceptance speech. Let’s see if Simon bitches about this one, because it’s truly one situation that he won’t be able to bully his way into. Although, he might. I could see a remote chance of him being a crybaby again and winning some sort of half-assed apology from Clarkson, but I doubt it. Who wouldn’t wanna break free from that mind-numbing contest if you had the goods to allow it? Apparently Clay and Reuben and the rest…

Oh, and I scored a cheap ass copy of From Justin to Kelly on ebay. Stay tuned to Premium Hollywood to see if it ranks alongside of other personal favorites I’ve written on over there such as The Van and Cobra.

Because K-Fed doesn’t have any current news

Goddammit. Britney Spears will not be charged for driving her car with her 4 month old mutant in her lap. What kind of bullshit is this? People can give her millions and millions but the bizzo can’t get arrested for putting her kid in obvious danger? Quoth Spears:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger.”

Right, like having K-Fed for a daddy doesn’t already put the kid in jeopardy. These two should both be locked up and the child brought up in a good, loving home far, far away from the quickly sinking ship that is Brit-Brit and Herr Federline.

She’s clean again

Courtney Love is clean and sober. Yes, now let’s all hold our breath. Shouldn’t take too long. She’s been working on new songs with Billy Corgan again as well. I suppose after that last stinkfest she released flopped (and after all that bitching about file-sharing, too), she decided to get it together again until the next tour. Gee, Courtney, I hope you won’t get too pissy if I don’t trust you anymore and do download your new shit before I decide to buy it. I’m sure you can break a few of Frances Bean’s piggy banks in the meantime, if you haven’t already smashed them all.

Teaching about opera=Satan worship

Ya gotta love rednecks, as they’re truly all over the place. In Colorado, a teacher who was teaching elementary schoolers about opera has come under fire for showing classes a video discussing “Faust”. God forbid. The video even included puppets, but the local community was outraged with one parent going so far to say that perhaps even high schoolers shouldn’t be taught about the opera due to its “Satanic” links. The teacher has apparently also been branded as a Satan worshipper for her actions. When the fuck are certain people in this nation going to get over this devil bullshit? It’s an opera! Fuck Satan. I personally find it offensive that so many choose to remain so backwoods and ignorant. Jesus saves indeed.

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