Author: Captain Capm (Page 108 of 118)

It won’t be better than Rock And Roll High School

Marilyn Manson is making a film about Lewis Carroll. Gee, I guess that’s good news for any of his ten remaining fans. Could it be bigger than the ’70s classic Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band? I doubt it. I doubt it’ll even be half as “interesting” as one single frame of that zany GG Allin. How obvious can Manson get? I don’t need him to school me on Carroll. I guess it beats twiddling your thumbs and releasing sucky albums, however.

In other words, there are no 11 secret herbs and spices behind it

You gotta love trying to figure things out. Like, how are hit singles chosen? Well, according to a recent study, the whole thing is possibly just a random affair. This explains why Scott Stampp can still get away with releasing albums, as well as the likes of Train and The Wallflowers. The more things change, the more they stay the same, except for my age, which pretty much knocks me out of the so-called target age group that rock and roll supposedly never forgets. That’s OK, this is exactly why satellite radio will eventually rule, because us old timers just wanna hear some good music and couldn’t really care less what’s burning up the charts.

It’s a mistake, “I guess”

“I made a mistake and so it is what it is, I guess.” That’s what Britney Spears had to say in regards to her recent car trip in which she held her 4-month olf kid in her lap while being hounded by paparazzi. Why anyone wants to take pictures of the spawn is beyond me, but it is what it is, I guess. But Spears has nothing to worry about as per the article, “Both the sheriff’s department and the California Highway Patrol said they are not investigating the incident.” Indeed. Who’d wanna get that close to rich trailer trash? I wonder if the Federlines ever go dumpster diving behind KFC or Taco Bell.

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