Author: Deb Medsker (Page 8 of 14)

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

Is it wrong to punch Kevin Federline repeatedly in the face while wearing metal-studded leather gloves? We think not.

Is it wrong to continue punching him until the flesh falls from his face, revealing the bare, empty skull beneath? Again, we think not.

Is it wrong to punch his visibly pregnant, baby-clutching wife Britney Spears every time she steps in front of Kevin to protect him, or to purposely punch her baby so that she will drop the child and thereby leave Kevin more vulnerable? Surely, this cannot be wrong.

At least, we don’t think so. And neither do the makers of this videogame.

Hollywood Chamber of Commerce unleashes new round of strife

Matt Damon is in; Ben Affleck’s still out. Tim McGraw will appear, but his lovely wife hasn’t made the grade. Always ripe for debate, next year’s list of new stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a doozy.

Okay, Michael Caine and Michelle Pfeiffer have clearly earned their stripes…but Erik Estrada? Barbara Walters, yes; Robert Altman, fine…LeAnn Rimes?! What the hell?!

And then there’s the whole issue of Puff Doofus. Never mind that the Walk of Fame is presumably designed to recognize creative contributions to the arts…and electronically sampling the creative musical contributions of others hardly seems to qualify…what name is Puff Dingle going to put on the star? Do they make stars big enough to hold all his nicknames?

Actually, what we think is going to happen is that they’ll address the invitation to “Puff Daddy,” but that’ll be scratched out and then replaced with “P Diddy,” and then that’ll get scribbled out and replaced with something illegible…so as far as we know, Prince is going to show up at the ceremony instead…which, frankly, will be a vast improvement.

What? Pay artists royalties for their music? What a great idea!

For everyone whose guilt over many a furtive, illegal music downloading transgression is still quietly burning a painful, dark hole in your soul: redemption is nigh.

New, legal album-swapping site La-La offers nearly two million CDs available for purchase at just $1 each…and 20% of the proceeds from every sale will go into a foundation that benefits the artists whose music is being traded:

Nguyen predicts that by next year the Z Foundation — which is currently setting aside $10,000 to $50,000 a week — will be disbursing between $10 million to $20 million to musicians in used-album royalties.

And the news only gets better: Not only will La-La provide artists with royalties on secondhand album sales — something they have NEVER received in the past — the site is also working to provide struggling music artists with badly needed access to health care and dental benefits.

Interestingly, the RIAA has “declined to comment” on the La-La business model, which appears to be protected under the “first sale doctrine” of the U.S. Copyright Act, which protects consumers’ right to re-sell or trade legally purchased CDs in any manner they like.

That probably means the RIAA lawyers are frantically digging through precedents and looking for loopholes, so they can hurry up and squelch a brilliant idea that actually benefits consumers AND artists at the same time.

Someone should get those guys a hobby.

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