YOU BE THE JUDGE! Be sure to set your surfboards towards the “Christian Rock: Blessing or Blasphemy?” site and get all the answers. You’ll finally get to know the asnwers to such burning questions as “Is Amy Grant a satanist?”The creator of the site seems to have a strong distaste for Christian entertainer Carman (as do I, but just because the dude sucks, not for any biblical reasons), quoting some lyrics and then asking, “Now, in your wildest dreams, could you possibly imagine the Apostle Paul referring to the Lord Jesus Christ as J.C.?” Actually, I figured Paul just referred to J.C. as “Yo, Jesus!” but I could be wrong.
Not even Christian rap arrives unscathed! Quoth the creator: “To even remotely “connect” the wonderful Lord Jesus Christ to a word with the possible meaning of a word such as “FREAK” is sacrilege, at best!”
Johnny Cash also gets his due (“Johnny Cash gets the award for the biggest sellout since Judas Iscariot!”), and how about these great, stupid lyrics quoted from a Christian band known as One Bad Pig called “You’re a Pagan”:
Feeling low, smoke a joint
Cuss real loud, make your point. . .
You’re a pagan, that is what you be
There’s no fakin’ , fry like bacon
You’re a pagan
Christians battling it out amongst Christians! Who will win? Certainly not the ghost of Johnny Cash!
