From the time it took me, all thirty seconds or so, to go from the publicist’s email — hyping the band that’s going to be on radio stations “all across the planet” or some such nonsense — to here, I have already forgotten the name of the band in question. East City Outlaws, I think? West End Girls? Something like that. (Just doublechecked the link, and the band gave themselves the oh-so clever name Edge City Outlaws.) But the video they made, a black & white homage to playing in a rock band, drinking whiskey, and being up to your eyeballs in tail no matter how pug fugly you are, will pump the blood of any red-blooded male regardless how much the song sucks ass. It’s unclear why they even bother censoring themselves (a circle with an X pops up when the camera looks up a girl’s skirt, twice) since the vid isn’t anywhere near MTV-friendly. Why not embrace the full extent of your amateur porn fetish?

You can find a link to the video here. Our suggestion: watch the video with the sound down and play Andrew WK’s “Party Hard” instead. Same message, better results.