Use any of these classy lines/lyrics by Uncle Lou next time you want to spice up a dull conversation.
1. “You want to make love to the scene.”
2. “Gimme an issue, I’ll give you a tissue. You can wipe my ass with it.”
3. “Ooh ooh wee! Son of a B!”
4. “I said, ‘If I ever see Sharon again, I’m gonna punch her face in.'”
5. “I guess that I’m dumb ’cause I know I ain’t smart, but deep down inside I got a rock and roll heart.”
6. “A little sugar with my coffee, how’s your tea?”
7. “Disco…disco mystic. Disco…disco mystic.”
8. “I wanna be black. I wanna be like Malcolm X and cast a hex over President Kennedy’s tomb…and have a big prick, too.”
9. “So we both shared a piece of sweet cheese and talked of our lives and our dreams.”
10. “When they shoot you up with thorazine on crystal smoke you choke like a son of a gun.”
