Slow news day so far, but Britney Spears had a 20-minute concert at a California nightclub. She played under the “band” name of “The M&Ms” and cranked out five of her tunes, didn’t address the audience, but apparently her “body looked good.” The $35 tickets were exchanging for as high as half a large and, well, that’s just too damn much. We want freak show, not singing.