Ricky Martin is definitely doing better elsewhere. During a recent performance in which he sang the little ditty “Asignatura Presidente,” Martin gave Bushie the proverbial one finger salute. Unlike over here where you don’t get played on the radio for telling it like it is, the San Juan fans cheered Martin on. Quoth the singer via an email statement, “[A]s long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it.”

Yeah, over here we still just burn our CDs and blacklist you from getting your songs played, because this is America, filled with all sorts of freedoms.