Thank God, or whomever or whatever you’d care to thank. K-Fed has denied any sex tape of him and Brtiney Spears exists. That’s one porno no one should have to see. What would it consist of? A lot of snacking and belching (And not on food – zing!), K-Fed mumbling about weed and Brit-Brit squawking about not being able to understand what was going on undoubtedly. Spears claims the rumours have tainted her image. Riiiiiiiiight.