“I’m never gonna dance again!”
Oh, that George Michael. His poor long term partner Kenny Goss must have felt completely at a loss when Michael was caught grooving with a jobless 58 year old van driver.
Said the man,
“OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I’m astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It’s potentially so dangerous.”
And then George replied,
“Are you gay? No? Then fuck off! This is my culture!”
Then he claimed: “I’m not doing anything illegal. The police don’t even come up here any more.
“I’m a free man, I can do whatever I want. I’m not harming anyone.”
Indeed, George, you just got this poor van driver some much needed attention.
