So here I am at another pitstop in search of hard rockin’ Satanic rawk. I’d like to turn your attention to the Christ Rocks site, in particular the “An Ozzy fan meets Jesus at a rock concert” section. The guy used to do sit ups to Ozzy albums! He lived for rock and roll! Amongst his fave bands were AC/DC! He loved the pretty girls, but “it always seemed that when they would finally go out with me, they turned out to be Christians!!!” As a senior in high school, his bitch told him to take a hike, that “I was a jerk and to top it off soon I would be on the bottom of the heap in my first year of college. I freaked out. I tried to listen to more music to ease the pain, but it didn’t work. Iron Maiden let me down, Ronnie James didn’t satisfy my soul like he used to.” Awwww, poor lad. He even played “Stairway To Heaven” backwards and then got really scared shitless!
Soon enough, some other chick invited him to a Christian rock concert. He accepts, and lo and beiold, “I took 20 kids to a Christian Rock Concert in Tacoma. I was totally shocked. It was the coolest thing I had ever seen. The opening band was so horrible that we almost left. When the main band took the stage my mouth dropped on the floor. The lights went out and the fog machine churned out it’s atmosphere. Out of the mist came a guitar player who just JAMMED. Better than I had ever heard before. He was dressed in leather and a Harley shirt. I couldn’t believe my ears.”
During the concert, one of the rockers asked everyone to pray. What happened after the prayer? Well I shit you not, but, “I never smoked another joint, nor did I drink ever again. I struggled with pornography but thanks to God and other men of God who I have been accountable to, I am delivered of that as well. God is amazing. You don’t try Him, you live Him.”
Rock and fucking roll. Now where’s that Satanic rawk I’ve been looking for?
