Amazing that the old bag can still piss people off. Madge recently caused some sort of uproar when she appeared crucified on a bejeweled cross during a live show. All the hardcore fans lapped it up, those opposed said nay, and the rest of us just sighed and told her it was really time to put some clothes on. Here’s hoping she does something sexy with Yoko Ono before she bites the big one (Ono, that is). You know it’s going to happen eventually. Madonna will suddenly appear as Mary Magdalene saying how influential and amazing Yoko was and the next thing you see will be both of them half naked and reading headlines from newspapers over a dance beat.