It’s official: Finland rocks…and rocks hard.
The oft-neglected European country took home the victory in the Eurovision song contest this year, thanks to the metal band Lordi and their song “Hard Rock Hallelujah.”
This is Lordi:

I’m sorry, but that’s awesome.
Europe presents us with Lordi, and who do we have to offer as our democratically-voted-upon superstar?

People, George W. Bush is not the only reason people think America sucks.
