Everyone’s least favorite snaggletoothed folkie bizzo Jewel is going to appear on an episode of “The Young and The Restless. Aww yeah, she’s doing it to help push her new pooper Alice in Blunderland. What? Excuse me, make that Goodbye Alice in Wonderland.
“On the show, Jewel will perform at a fundraiser hosted by characters Nick and Sharon Newman to mark the first anniversary of their teenage daughter’s death in a drunk-driving accident.”
Ooh, that’s sweet. At the end of the show, Jewel will also be doing a PSA for Muthas Against Drunk Driving. Should be a good time for all. All those mothers sitting at home, cigarette in one hand, glass of cheap whiskey in the other, all boozed up with their hair in rollers and donning their bathrobes and slippers. Yelling “You go girl!” at the TV screen as they prepare to prepare yet another TV dinner for their poor husbands just so they can catch yet another empowering episode of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.”
