Kevin Federline…a.k.a. your friend and mine, the one and only K-Fed…is offering the ludicrous claim that his wife, Britney Spears, is supportive of his music career…which kind of flies in the face of the well-documented fact that she totally blew off his album release party, even though she was staying in the hotel where it took place.

(Note: possibly not the actual album cover.)

“My wife loves what I do,” sed Fed. “She is so for everything that I’m doing right now. That’s the biggest thing for me, too, because if she wasn’t supportive of it, I’d probably give it up.”

Moments later, Fed announced his retirement from the music industry.