Word on the street is that Michael Jackson is recording his new album in Bahrain.

You know, I am about as sick of hearing about ol’ Wacko Jacko working on new material as I am of hearing Axl Rose make assurances that Chinese Democracy is coming out soon. He STILL hasn’t put out that damned Hurricane Katrina relief single; judging by the state of his finances, by the time it comes out, New Orleans will say, “Hey, Mike, why don’t you keep the proceeds? Looks like you need it more than we do.”
