Yeah, big surprise there. On a recent shoot for Cheri Dennis’ latest video, Puff Diddy Kong caused the shoot’s budget to skyrocket. How did he do that? Well, he wanted his own trailer and two bottles of Cristal, homie! They only had $100,000 to shoot the video, but Also Ditty Zarathustra’s demands exceeded the budget. Hey P. Dinky, why don’t you just drink a four-o and show some fuckin’ respect? Cristal’s the most overrated crunk juice ever. Hmmm. I wonder if I could create a new Cristal energy drink and reap fortunes from this goon.