Well, Eminem’s getting divorced from Kim Mathers. Again. Didn’t I call this one? I think I did, but anyone could have. Why they got remarried is anyone’s guess, but it looks like this time it’s really over. Kim’s lawyer said,

“It comes to us as somewhat of a surprise. But we have to deal with it, and we will deal with it,” he said. “I was at their wedding. It’s very unfortunate that he filed for divorce.”

Somewhat of a surprise? You mean you didn’t see this coming a mile away? What a shocker. Oh well, maybe Kim will get a-plenty from the prenup.