Well, she may not be dropping her drawaz anytime soon, but Jessica Simpson is looking to adopt some kiddies. Citing Angelina Jolie as an influence (“I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed”), Simpson says she wants to adopt kids before she has any the natural way. Right. That would totally put a crimp in her style. Let’s hope she gets knocked up by someone with at least an average IQ, lest those kids be doomed to stupidity. Hopefully she’ll adopt some baby geniuses who will tell her to just stop already.