Custody, that is. Looks like Richie and Heather Locklear will be sharing their child. Good news for that kid, though I, of course, would opt to stay with Heather. I can’t imagine the life of a middle-aged Bon Jovi member to be too thrilling. Oh well, at least dad can go have fun with all those aging groupies ready to bare their boobs for “Livin’ On A Prayer.” Heather will always land on her feet. Maybe there’ll be a “TJ Hooker” movie in the future.