It had to happen eventually. Michael Jackson’s Neverland has been ordered to close its doors. Jacko’s being sued $169,000 for failing to pay his workers or have insurance. Wow. Someone worked for that dude for nothing? And it’s about time, anyway. Neverland only seems to have three shitty rides. Once you’ve ridden them, what else is left to do? Ride Michael? HAR HAR! But seriously, folks. That guy needs a roller coaster or something. Oh wait, he already has one. It’s called “his life.” HAR HAR HAR HAR. Oh, Jesus. Let’s call it a day.