Don’t slop Christina Aguilera in with those current young stars! She’s better than them. Or so she claims, anyway. “I’m not naming names, but it’s more about the party scene with some of those girls than doing anything creative,” says Christina. Indeed. God knows how important it is to have her around being Serious and all and showing those younger starlets how an old lady like herself gets the work done. After all, Aguilera is already looking at the wheelchair years of a pop diva. What can she do to remain fresh and trampy? Only time will tell, along with whatever crappy hairdo and fashion statement she decides to unearth from the crypt next time she appears.