It seems completely wrong to write about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson in a musical forum, but what can you do? They both came from a pop shitpit and will go back to some kind of hell someday. Anyway, Nick is currently seeking spousal support from Jessica and also wants his bling bling back. Certainly she can handle this, as she has recently gotten a new job at Pizza Hut. Boy, divorce can really kill some folks. I never thought I’d see the day Jessica forced to sell pizzas at some minimum wage joint, but there ya go. It’s better than whatever Nick is doing, I’m sure, which most consist of pretending he’s still an entertainer and waiting for work.