Who can get enough of K-Fed? Just when the news starts to slow down, he comes back like a wild carny in heat! In fact, he’s ready for you to hate him. Now what fun is that if he takes all the fun away? Bah! Oh well, if you want more proof that the boy’s none too bright, he thinks that his stupid single “PopoZao” getting 2 million hits in eight days proves there’s interest in him. Yeah, well, K-Fed 2 million hits in 8 days on the Internet is nothing considering the fact that we could list X amount of other celebs out there not even hawking shit that get way more than that in one day. It’s called “morbid curiosity,” sir. And I have to say I want a copy of your CD to poop on as well.
Those looking for a little Brit-Brit on the K-Fed CD will be disappointed. The two have apparently cut some tracks, but Kevin says “Respect me first; then I’ll show you what I’ve done with my wife.” No, really, that’s quite OK. We have seen that you two have somehow managed to figure out how to procreate (I’m sure it involved a whole lot of prep work with Colt 45 and Pall Malls). I have no interest in seeing anything you’ve done with her. But then again, you’d probably make a shitload of money by releasing a sex video to make us all puke and laugh at the same time.
