Oh, Britney. Why don’t you just call it a day? I guess marrying that stud and having a kid just aren’t going to work out. And so, Mrs. Federline is looking to hit the road again. Great. She’s also in the middle of recording her new disasterpiece and thinks her new slop could “reinvigorate the marketplace.” Let’s hope not. Let’s hope everyone can just raise K-Fed to pop god status and completely forget about Brit-Brit. Still, Spears claims the current pop scene has “been boring,” and that “Nothing’s been wow to me.” Well, Britney we hate to say it, but we haven’t missed you one bit. You’ve never been wow to me, period. Now go smoke a cig and eat some KFC and shut up.