I cannot BELIEVE that ABC censored the Stones during their Super Bowl performance…but I’m not entirely shocked. We were sitting around, eating chili and beef barbeque, and my buddy Jim said, “Did they just mute Mick on the line, ‘You’d make a dead man come’?!?”

The answer, apparently, was “yes.” They also turned the volume down during “Rough Justice” – and kudos, by the way, on sneaking a song from the new album, A Bigger Bang, into the mix – when Jagger used the word “cock.”

No shock here: Mick’s mad. A spokesperson for the NFL, however, says that it was discussed with the band beforehand, so maybe it’s just senility kicking in…