Christ, he must be tired of his new DJ gig already. David Lee Roth has been talking lately of an original lineup Van Halen reunion. And as much as I like the original version the best, I think it’s just high time these dudes called it quits. Seriously. Everyone in the band looks like shit anymore – well, really they just look like their oldest fans – and who cares, anyway? After all, Sammy Hagar’s been in and out of that band so many times now that the group is beyond looking like a cheap whore. And do we really want to see Roth do some flying kicks and judo moves? It just reeks of the worst shit in town.