I guess we should’ve seen this coming when he requested that women stop throwing their panties onstage, that Tom Jones was going respectable…but who would’ve thought the end result was that he’d end up as a Knight of the British Empire?

As my wife said, “Well, they’re just giving those things out to anyone now, aren’t they?” Oh, come on now, dear, he DID sing “Sexbomb”; surely that must be worth something…!