Jesus. Proof positive that rock is dead, they say. Mariah Carey winds up with 8 Grammy nominations, along with that dope Kanye West. I found myself watching Carey’s new video with the sound turned all the way down this morning, and it made for some good soft porn entertainment, but eight nominations’ worth? I hardly think so. I can’t even remember the last time I even enjoyed the Grammys. Maybe sometime back in the early ’80s. Back when Lionel Richie would be guaranteed to perform “All Night Long” for the zillionth time. Ah, screw it.